…And when I say spatula, I mean like, literally his spatula, not his cock, you fucking pervert. Devy is seriously selling a spatula on eBay which as of this writing, is up to a $102 bid. The only product description offered is “super shi**y” – so at least he's honest.
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Somebody Is Willing To Pay $100 For DEVIN TOWNSEND’s Spatula