Steel Panther To Release Surprise Feminist Album “Sexism Sucks… Harder Than Your Mom”

Mere days after releasing latest collection of misogynistic rock anthems “Lower The Bar,” and less than a week before heading out on the road with the express intent to bang 2017 girls in a row, everything has now changed for Steel Panther.

When Satchel’s mom shared a particularly on-point meme from Everyday Feminism, Michael Starr and Lexi Foxx officially got woke and knew they had to make things right with the ladies.

There was only one thing to do: record a surprise album letting cock rock fans around the globe know about the Panther’s sudden change in world view.

“Sexism Sucks… Harder Than Your Mom” will be released tomorrow – April 2nd – in honor of the anniversary of Jeannette Rankin being the first woman formally seated in the U.S. House of Representatives. Cover artwork can be seen below, and the track listing will be as follows:

1. All Female Magic Mike Remake For Equality
2. Susan B. My Bitch
3. Penetrating the Patriarchy
3. Emily Spankhurst
4. Suffrajizz
5. Glass Ceiling Glory Hole
6. Friend Zone Fapfest
7. Angela BAEvis
8. Hairy Armpit Babe
9. Rosa Parks (Let’s Create Some Sparks)
10. I’ll Make You A Sandwich (With Extra Meat)
11. Men’s Rights Massacre

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Steel Panther To Release Surprise Feminist Album “Sexism Sucks… Harder Than Your Mom”

Mere days after releasing latest collection of misogynistic rock anthems “Lower The Bar,” and less than a week before heading out on the road with the express intent to bang 2017 girls in a row, everything has now changed for Steel Panther.

When Satchel’s mom shared a particularly on-point meme from Everyday Feminism, Michael Starr and Lexi Foxx officially got woke and knew they had to make things right with the ladies.

There was only one thing to do: record a surprise album letting cock rock fans around the globe know about the Panther’s sudden change in world view.

“Sexism Sucks… Harder Than Your Mom” will be released tomorrow – April 2nd – in honor of the anniversary of Jeannette Rankin being the first woman formally seated in the U.S. House of Representatives. Cover artwork can be seen below, and the track listing will be as follows:

1. All Female Magic Mike Remake For Equality
2. Susan B. My Bitch
3. Penetrating the Patriarchy
3. Emily Spankhurst
4. Suffrajizz
5. Glass Ceiling Glory Hole
6. Friend Zone Fapfest
7. Angela BAEvis
8. Hairy Armpit Babe
9. Rosa Parks (Let’s Create Some Sparks)
10. I’ll Make You A Sandwich (With Extra Meat)
11. Men’s Rights Massacre

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Steel Panther Reviews “The Notebook”

How many times have you said, “Hey, I wonder what the guys in Steel Panther think about The Notebook?” We’ve got your answer…

Michael Starr and Lexxi Foxx from Steel Panther review classic chick flicks and in this edition they discuss “The Notebook” and what it taught them about how to manipulate women.

Don’t forget to catch Steel Panther live supporting “All You Can Eat” on the upcoming “Well Hungover” tour!

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Steel Panther’s Michael Starr Starts New Band One Erection

Legendary rocker Michael Starr – who only got in this business to be surrounded by pussy – has left Steel Panther to join a new outfit titled One Erection. The Panther issued this sad announcement to fans:

“Fanthers…It is with the heaviest of cocks that we announce to you today that, effective immediately, Michael Starr will no longer be a member of Steel Panther.

“The events of the last week have caused him to reevaluate his musical aspirations and he has decided to take his career in a new direction.

“While we are saddened at the news, we know great things ahead for him…(not to mention a great many mothers). We hope you’ll continue to support him in this new adventure. #1D4ever.”

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Gus G. Posts “I Am The Fire” Album Track-By-Track

Ozzy Osbourne guitarist and Firewind mastermind Gus G. has launched a track-by-track video for his upcoming solo album debut, “I Am The Fire”, due out tomorrow (March 18th) in North America via Century Media Records.

Featuring clips of each album track and an exclusive interview with GUS G., the video can be viewed below. The album’s track listing is as follows:

1. My Will Be Done (feat. Mats Levén)
2. Blame It On Me (feat. Mats Levén)
3. I Am The Fire (feat. Devour The Day)
4. Vengeance (feat. David Ellefson)
5. Long Way Down (feat. Alexia Rodriguez)
6. Just Can’t Let Go (feat. Jacob Bunton)
7. Terrified (feat. Billy Sheehan)
8. Eyes Wide Open (feat. Mats Levén)
9. Redemption (feat. Michael Starr)
10. Summer Days (feat. Jeff Scott Soto)
11. Dreamkeeper (feat. Tom S. Englund)
12. End Of The Line (feat. Mats Levén)

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Steel Panther Talks “This Week In Music” On Steel Panther TV

Steel Panther, which is currently gearing up for the release of a third full-length album, has posted a new “Steel Panther TV” segment online. Check it out below. The band also comments:

“We know TV sucks now that Breaking Bad is over which is why Steel Panther TV is here to save the world. Check out the 1st installment of SP TV: This Week In Music Edition!

“Michael Starr and Satchel give you the straight dope on what’s coming out this week and if you should give a shit.”

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Steel Panther Video Interview About Humanitarian Issues Available

Artisan News has posted a new brief video interview online with Steel Panther, which can be viewed below.

Michael Starr and Satchel of Steel Panther talk to Artisan News about providing a necessary community service to fans and share their vast knowledge and guidance on pertinent issues, like Pass the Hag. Steel Panther is out now with the new album “Balls Out” (reviewed here).

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Steel Panther Shares The Band’s Sexperience Guide To Groupies

Steel Panther’s Michael Starr and Lexxi Foxx shared their wisdom and experiences with Fuse TV about the various types of rock & roll groupies. Check out the video clip below. Steel Panther is out now with the new album “Balls Out” (reviewed here).

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Steel Panther Announces New Album Title As "Balls Out"

Steel Panther has announced the band’s new album, and follow-up to “Feel the Steel” (reviewed here), will be titled “Balls Out.” The disc is set to be unleashed on October 18th, 2011.

Steel Panther also commented on the album: “I’m 52. My balls dropped long before you were born. Our new record – ‘Balls Out’ – however, drops October 18th. Onto your moms chin.”

A video clip of Michael Starr and Satchel working on the new song, “If You Really Really Really Love Me” can also be viewed below.

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